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HORRIBLE DISEASE AFFECTING MANY AMERICANS!!
Posted By: Geauga Constitutional Council 04/09/2011 @ 11:09 AM

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CEREBRAL  RECTUMITIS

If you have this disease it could cause you to become a DUD, a person that is "Dumb Unto Eternal Death".  Check out the latest commentary of Wisdom from the man we call Coach.

 

 
"content mostly" ,..... By Coach,.........  
 Content slightly altered, by ...... for a more dramatic effect, .......
  idenity of writer slightly altered  to protect the "writers",....
  April 8th , 2011

 

Cerebral—of or relating to the cerebrum or to the brain.

 

Rectum—the terminal part of the intestine from the sigmoid 

 colon to the anus, and usually filled with CRAP.
 

 

Itis—Inflammation or disease

 


 

Cerebral Rectumitis  and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????....CRICCFT is a common disorder that has caused Americans to plunge into smelly darkness. “Sticking your head way up where the sun don’t shine” is a more common description of this disorder, one that for years, was an explanation for a teenager doing something stupid. 


 

Cerebral Rectumitis and to be suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????.. is much worse than ADHD. There is no medication that can control it, and no amount of therapy can cure it. It is a chronic disease, one caused not by getting involved, but from declining to face the truth, and take action to clean the crap out.

 


 

It is one thing for a high school freshman to have CRICCFT, quite another for those in positions of authority to be infected. It is a Socialisticly-inflicted disease, one that tends to make a person oblivious to other matters, resulting in an individual who is less likely to stand up and be counted.

 

Rose Colored Glasses (RCG) are usually a symptom of this mind-eviscerating condition.

 


 

Are you infected? Are you a chronic sufferer of CRICCFT? Do you live your life with your head up your butt, unwilling to face the facts about what is really happening in this nation?

 


 

Jeff Foxworthy made famous the line “You might be a redneck.” Well let me offer a new phrase, “You might have Cerebral Rectumitis and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????. .”

 

Allow me to offer a few symptoms....

 


 

If you believe that:

 

The “public schools” teach the value of the Family.
Your public school is not destroying your child’s faith.
Abortion has nothing to do with the conditions of this 
or any other nations.
Men having sex with other men is normal.
Religion and politics don’t mix.

 


 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????....

 


 

If you believe we have been told the full story on:

 

 

The Kennedy Assassination
9-1-1
The Oklahoma City bombing.
Waco and Janet "Butcher" Reno.
FEMA Camps.

 


 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????..

 


 

If you believe that:

 

Abortion does not kill and unborn baby.
A fetus is a blob of tissue.
A woman isn’t haunted by an abortion for the rest of her
 life.
Your tax dollars don’t pay for abortions.
Planned Parenthood is good for Americans.

 


 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????..

 


 

If you believe that "president" Obama:

 

Has produced a legal birth certificate.
Is a practicing Christian.
Puts America first.
Is well meaning but is just a bumbling fool.
Never heard Jeremiah Wright preach in America hatred 
speechs.

 


 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????..

 


 

If you believe that:

 

American soldiers are fighting for “democracy” in the Middle East.
Secret societies are merely conspiracy theories.
Only whites can be racist.
Poverty has nothing to do with behavior.
There is a relationship between money spent and the
quality of education.

 


 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????..

 


 

If you believe that:

 

The people choose the presidential candidates.
The Federal Reserve is a government agency.
The judges are unbiased and justice is blind.
Oil prices aren’t manipulated.
Your public pension is safe and guaranteed.

 


 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis, and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????.

 

 

If you believe:

 

Your pastor isn’t motivated by money.
Your denomination is right and everyone else is wrong.
God is pro-choice and pro-gay marriage.
Christians are commanded not to judge.
The “separation of church and the state” is in the
US  Constitution.

 


 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????.

 

If you believe that:

 

Islam is a religion of peace.
Sharia law will never come to America.
Muslims and Christians worship the same God.
Our founders envisioned a nation where Jehovah shared
his  throne with Allah.
Islam and Christianity can live together in peace. 

 
  • Obama Loves You,....????.  

 

 

You might have Cerebral Rectumitis  and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????.

 

If you believe that:

 

The recession is almost over.
Our children won’t suffer for the way we have behaved.
Paper money has value and silver and gold do not.
The Republicans will save us.
I am full of crap.

 
 
 
 

You might have your head up your butt, and suffering from cranial constipation and fecal toxicity,....????

 


 

Get your head out of you your butt, America. Change your point of view. Stop thinking that the government is going to make everything alright.

 

Perhaps the location of your head explains so much stinkin’ thinkin’ passing as truth.

 



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