Dear American Taxpayer
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my
Country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 million dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughters, Sasha and Malia, my mother, and several long-time family friends, my personal staff and their immediate families and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. Thank you also for the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and
Carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on another luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days!
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION trip to India we recently
Went on. Love ya, mean it.
P.P.S. We also had a great, great time in Hawaii ...,
At the $9000.00 per night rent, it was cozy.
P.P.P.S I'd also like to thank you, in advance, for the lovely time
We will be having in South America and Latin America while
Barack is trying to avoid the turmoil I'm sure the loyal media
Will provide you with an accurate accounting of your costs for
This trip, too. We are really enjoying your support.