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JUST FOR LAUGHS !!
Posted By: Geauga Constitutional Council 09/01/2009 @ 03:37 PM

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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"  

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."  

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.  

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"  

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',

'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',

etc.......  

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a

different tact.. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked

and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"  

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
 

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?

This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

 

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, 

  
  "A-r-e   y-o-u   p-e-o-p-l-e   s-t-i-l-l   h-a-p-p-y  

w-i-t-h  O-B-A-M-A?

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

Why men are happier....

 

 

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.


Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.


You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are happier.



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