Wall Of Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life' 'Where's Barack Obama's clock?' asked the man.' Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as their government underwent a peaceful transition of power this past election.
At first, I felt pride and patriotism as I watched Barack Obama take his Oath of office.
However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President.
It was then that I realized how far America's Military had deteriorated.
Every last one of them missed.
The Top Ten Reasons Barack (Insane) Obama Delayed The Use Of Deadly Force On Somali Pirates:
10. They were potential campaign donors for 2012.
9. One looked like a former neighbor.
8. All were carrying DNC cards.
7. When BO's staff identified them as "Pirates," BO thought they were from Pittsburgh.
6. Two of the four were registered with ACORN.
5. He didn't want to support the use of firearms, thus backing the NRA.
4. He wanted positive confirmation that they were, in fact, not members of the Rainbow Coalition.
3. The tele-prompter was broken and he had nothing to say.
2. No photo-op existed.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON:
1. They might have been relatives of his.